As NFL followers gear up for Sunday’s hotly anticipated spherical 2 matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and the Philadelphia Eagles, Cowboys’ QB Dak Prescott has teamed up with Most Effort and the Colorectal Most cancers Alliance’s “Lead From Behind” initiative to dole out some pregame “Sh*t Speak” meant to encourage lifesaving measures.
Within the 84-second-long video, titled Speaking Sh*t with Dak Prescott, the 30-year-old athlete—who is taken into account in danger for colon most cancers after dropping his mom to the illness—begins with a honest, empathetic message to followers who’ve had some alternative phrases about him previously.
“As an expert quarterback, I get quite a lot of sh*t,” he says earnestly into the digicam, in opposition to a montage of fan grievances, one in every of whom angrily shouts, “You may have extra turnovers than a bake sale!”
The affable athlete continued, “And I get it … once you’re not a fan of one thing … sh*tting on it may possibly make you are feeling good. However what if I instructed you that now … it may possibly do some good too?”
Prescott then goes on to encourage these 45 years or older to speak to their medical doctors about getting screened after which demonstrates the utilization of Cologuard, an at-home screening package—incentivizing the viewers to position stickers of issues “they wish to sh*t on” to make the method simpler and extra pleasurable.
To the hilarious delight of Dallas followers and the chagrin, horror and potential ire of Miami, San Francisco, Cleveland and Philadelphia followers, Prescott’s alternative of stickers units the tone for some brutal burns.
“Not a fan of marine life?” he says as a dolphin sticker flashes throughout the display. “Slap it on!”
He then provides, “It really works on something … from colours … to giant American predatory birds,” reserving his closing swipes for the Browns and Eagles, the 2023 NFC championship workforce (and the opposite half of this 12 months’s Tremendous Bowl, aka “Kelce Bowl”), earlier than concluding his tutorial.
“It’s that simple to get screening for colon most cancers, and make your emotions abundantly clear,” he deadpans.
Reynolds then chimes in with a reliably comedic voice-over praising Prescott for doing the PSA regardless of not being the goal age or the “common danger” demo for the screening package.
“…He’s so dedicated to stopping folks from getting colon most cancers that he agreed to star on this video that we wrote for him with none concern for his security,” Reynolds says as stickers referencing the Buffalo Payments and Detroit Lions are revealed because the package revolves, earlier than stopping on a closing picture of Reynolds because the smiling, disfigured Deadpool.